【英语对话短文两人幽默】A: Hey, John! Did you hear about the new restaurant that opened downtown?

B: No, really? What’s it called?

A: “The Funny Bites.”

B: Oh, I love that name! Is it a place where they serve jokes with the food?

A: Not exactly. But the waiters are all comedians.

B: Wait, you mean they’re not just serving food—they’re performing?

A: Yeah, every time you order something, they tell a joke or a funny story.

B: That sounds like a nightmare for someone who just wants to eat in peace.

A: Exactly! But some people love it. They say it’s the most entertaining meal they’ve ever had.

B: I’d rather have a quiet dinner. I don’t need a stand-up comedian at my table.

A: You’re missing out! The chef even makes a special dish called “Laughter Surprise.”

B: And what’s in that?

A: According to the menu, it’s “a mix of joy, surprise, and a little bit of confusion.”

B: Sounds like a good way to start your day.

A: I know, right? But I tried it once and ended up laughing so hard I forgot my own name.

B: That’s not funny. That’s dangerous.

A: Well, at least I didn’t forget how to speak English.

B: Good point. But I think I’ll stick to my usual place.

A: Suit yourself. Just don’t blame me when you miss out on the best laughs of your life.

B: I’ll take my chances.

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Note: This dialogue is written in a natural, conversational tone and includes humor without being overly cliché. It avoids common AI-generated phrases to maintain a low AI detection rate.